Ork! the Roleplaying Game (Print)
Ork! The Roleplaying Game
Written by Todd Miller and Chris Pramas
Ork! Is 64 pages of blood-soaked merriment. This stand-alone RPG gives you everything you need to descend into the World of Orkness. You'll claw your way out of the Gunk Pit, earn your name with acts of spectacular violence, and bring terror to the Squishy Man villages in the name of All Mighty Krom. Being a monster has never been such fun!
Question: What does it mean to be an Ork?
Answer: Being an Ork means being rude, loud, aggressive, sneaky, and angry. It means killing that Ork over there because you don't like his hat. It means tearing the still beating heart out of your enemy's chest and eating it. It means looking out for Number One Ork, and screw everybody else. It means being in a constant state of barely controlled psychotic mayhem.
Free Ork! Extras!
For All Gunks and Orks:
Here's an Orkish art gallery.
For a lesson in Orkishness, try Ork 101.
To get a brand-spankin' new character sheet for your ork, click here.
If you need a new foe for your Ork! game, take a look at the dreaded Wonk. This was cut from the game itself for space reasons but now it can be yours for the low, low price of nuthin'.
To see the consequences of trying to have an orky Christmas, check out Santa Claus vs. the Orks.
Orks in a major amusement park. Need we say more? Go on Mister Ork's Wild Ride!